Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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