She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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