omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
We left the knife in your bed.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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