sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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