new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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