In the future we'll all be gay
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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