It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
should my penis look like a turkey
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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