The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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