my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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