I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
