We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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