No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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