You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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