I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Randomize
