She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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