Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Is Oprah even human
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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