I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
They took my balls.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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