Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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