We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Randomize