Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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