She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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