Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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