Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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