There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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