There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Randomize
