ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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