just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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