the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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