my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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