Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
is wine microwaveable?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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