ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
