My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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