He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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