Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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