Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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