I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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