So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
My life is pants optional.
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