i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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