brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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