and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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