Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wish you could order shots online.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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