Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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