I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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