no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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