I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
