I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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