Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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