So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm bleeding and have questions
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