He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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