But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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