Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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