The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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