lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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