Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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